Why, oh why, am I here?
Welcome to the Existential Crisis Support Network, where you can wallow in the abyss of your own insignificance.
Our expert team of certified Existential Crises Consultants will guide you through the darkest recesses of your own mind, answering such profound questions as:
- Is the meaninglessness of existence really that meaningful?
- Can I trust the coffee shop barista to truly understand my existential dread?
- Is it possible to find solace in the fact that, statistically speaking, the universe is 99.99% likely to end in a cataclysmic fireball of doom?
Don't wait any longer! Join us on the precipice of existence and discover the liberating thrill of being a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand tapestry of nothingness.
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